Hey What's uuuuuup? The name's Jacob, but only friends can call me Jake. I joined the Quileute tribe after watching some cheesy, pathetic zombie movie with the beautiful Bella Swan, and the irritating Mike Newton. Being a werewolf was a big deal to me, it made me feel like I was a monster. I also thought I was a jerk because I used to tease Billy (my dad; he has a wheel chair) about those stupid werewolf and vampire stories our grandfathers told him. But, after a while, I enjoyed being a werewolf, I mean... the excitement, the freedom, the speed...
Here are the advantages of being a werewolf
Regeneration-When your body heals at a very abnormal rate; faster than any human body can heal.
Phasing- When you can morph in and out of werewolf form. The more skill you have, the faster and easier it is to change. With less experienced, young werewolves will normally phase when losing their tempers. It is very dangerous to be around a young werewolf.
Telepathy- It only works within a pack, and when you're in wolf form. We speak with each other telepathically, and can hear each other's thoughts. It's very useful when we're hunting or tracking down the enemy, but because of this skill, there are no secrets in the pack. Most say this skill is a blessing, but I say it's a curse. Bummer.
Physically enhanced - I admit, we're no
rock, but we have "super strength" in both human and wolf form.
Delayed Aging- This is both good and bad. The bright side is, we stay young and beautiful for an unknown amount of time (it varies; it mainly depends on your skill) the bad part is if you love someone, you'd probably still be the same age you were 20 years ago and you find out you're married to a 40 year old. You begin to age after a solid period of time without phasing has passed.
Constant temperature- Yep. That's right, werewolves have a constant temperature of a toasty 108.9°F
Imprinting- Once werewolves start phasing, they.... "imprint" on their soul mate. All you have to do is see that person, and... it's stronger than love. It's exactly like love at first sight.... but a million times stronger.
Okay, so maybe there were a few down sides to being a wolf, but it's great. You should try it sometime ;)
Anyway, the werewolf has only one mortal enemy; the leech (vampire... whatever). And we don't have to phase during a full moon, just whenever we please. Awwwwwsome, huh? Well, what's not so awesome is that the love of my life is getting married to a disgusting, wretched, hebetudinous bloodsucker!!! (His name is Edward Cullen... he's the bloodsucker, not the love of my life, no worries. Bella Swan is the love of my pointless life)
FAQ
Do werewolves eat vampires? No, how could we when we think they stink like horse crap? And, they're living rocks.
Did Jacob imprint on Bella? No, imprinting happens when you first see the girl (in Leah's case, guy). Jacob had seen Bella a million times after he first phased into a wolf; Sam would have let Jacob tell Bella that he was a werewolf if Jacob imprinted on her.
Are you the real Jacob Black? Sorry, no.
Why do you hate Edward so much? I have to; first of all, he's a filthy leech who wants to turn the love of my life into one of them! Secondly, he has what I want; Bella.
Who's the actor playing Jake in the movie? Taylor Lautner.
Are you Taylor Lautner? No.
Why did you choose to do Jacob Black? I don't know, he's my favorite character, I guess.
Oh, and did I forget to mention that I don't have a "tragic flaw" in Eclipse? Awesome!
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